Politicritique: What part of "piece" don't we understand? Part 1

10.07.2010

What part of "piece" don't we understand? Part 1

Shortly after 9/11, the TVs all across America began to do something really strange. First, our TVs told us that the evil masterminds, and those that carried out the barbaric plots of 9/11, were of Islamic faith and practice. So, after months of intel gathering and planning, America went to war with Islam. However, here is the strange part; it seems like someone snuck into our homes and reprogrammed our TVs. Yes, those crazy screens are now telling us that Islam is a religion of peace and we are at war with extremism. Now, it does happen occasionally, but it's almost impossible to find a TV that will show a clear depiction of what life is really like in a nation where Islam is the religion and law of the land. Strange...huh?

Well, with the TVs acting so strange, I have an idea. Let's ask an Imam if Islam is a religion of peace. We do this in other areas of life. If we are wondering what a Democrat believes, we ask a Democrat. If we are wondering what a Republican believes, we ask a Republican. In other words, go to the source.

Now when you ask an Imam if Islam is a religion of peace, that strange behavior from our TVs begins to make total sense. How so? Well, whoever snuck into our homes in the middle of the night and reprogrammed them made one simple mistake. They spelled "peace" wrong. It's supposed to be "piece." In other words, Islam is a religion of "piece," a piece of the East, a piece of the West, until eventually their flag is flying over the White House!

If you don't believe me, listen to the cleric - he should know what he is talking about. Keep in mind, this was shown on one of the few remaining TVs that wasn't reprogrammed.

So what does this have to do with politics? Watch the version from one of the reprogrammed TVs.

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First of all, welcome to Politicritique. My name is Matthew, and I am the founder of this blog. I am a young conservative American in my early thirties, with a small family, enjoying my American Dream. Eleven years ago, I co-founded a small business and watched it become very successful. I know what it is like to start with nothing, work hard, and be rewarded with the fruits of my labor. To say the least, and without apology, I am 110% Capitalist, and I am enthralled with my individual liberty. I don't care what Michael Moore says. (I don't think a lot of people care either.)

Now until the second Bush administration, I was disinterested in politics (sorry, but I am not a big fan of some Bush policies - Mr. Fiscal-Stupidity). I had trusted our politicians to do their jobs, with the same meticulous excellence, I myself put into my business. I had thought our politicians were working for the American People, like I was working for my customers. I had thought when our politicians placed their hands on the Bible, swore an oath to uphold and protect the Constitution, they would keep their word and perform their duties with integrity. I had thought that our politicians, understanding they represent us the people (our form of Democracy is a Republic), would conform their will to ours. Call me naive, but unfortunately, the hard and disgusting reality is that what I thought, and maybe what used to be, has experienced “Change.” What irony, that in some perverted and twisted sense, politicians are keeping their word and giving us what they said they would, “Change.”

Well, this “Change” has certainly changed me. All across America a “sleeping giant” is arousing itself. There is an awakening happening on front porches, factory floors, at kitchen tables, and on the steps of church houses. This “Change” has been liberating in many ways, and it has certainly aroused a sense of patriotic duty and boldness that has long been neglected by we the people. It has given the electorate a sense of ownership in shaping our future. It has created a fervor and excitement for the real American spirit, what our founding fathers saw, and embodied in our nation’s most sacred documents. Yes, this “Change” has brought with it change. Evil will have a harder time triumphing, because there are a lot of good people, who were asleep at the wheel, now starting to do something. I am one of them.

How about you? What are you doing? Have you fallen into the snare of depression and fear that the “Change We Can All Hope In” has brought? Have you found the “Audacity” to rise above the media, the ACORN wing-nuts, and the illogical pontificating of many of our politicians? Don’t forget, America has come through some dark times in the past, so let’s repeat that part of our history. America, roll up your sleeves and get involved; let’s help this giant flex it’s muscle!

Matthew

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